Orange Dwarf
23 July 2014 @ 9:56 PM

stilinskimess:

what do u mean this is not what happened

22 hours ago via howlinskis (originally stilinskimess)
23 July 2014 @ 9:16 PM

myjourney-myhealth-mylife:

head-caught-flame:

How the fuck do you not know how to spell Ian.

E.N. Hahahah I’m dying.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

22 hours ago via i-observe-dean-with-my-eyes (originally tastefullyoffensive)
23 July 2014 @ 9:16 PM

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse)

22 hours ago via lightwood-mellark (originally iraffiruse)
23 July 2014 @ 9:15 PM
thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

(Source: epic-humor)

22 hours ago via laserguidedcarebearmissile (originally epic-humor)
23 July 2014 @ 9:13 PM
Anonymous asked: "you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE"

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

22 hours ago via i-observe-dean-with-my-eyes (originally dajo42)
22 July 2014 @ 9:52 PM
1 day ago via moridash (originally kathrine-the-rising-demon-of-pie)
22 July 2014 @ 9:32 PM
ernbenauer:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

When you scroll past it:

ernbenauer:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

When you scroll past it:

(Source: jetstreak)

1 day ago via thesmoothmotherfricker (originally jetstreak)
22 July 2014 @ 8:28 PM

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano)

1 day ago via okayjpg (originally mountainmoonvolcano)
22 July 2014 @ 7:25 PM
waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

2 days ago via myboishezzah (originally heartsandmagic)
22 July 2014 @ 6:03 PM

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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2 days ago via sherlycakes (originally jeffblimissylar)